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Funny... (instalment 1)



Jun 13, 2007 1:11 AM 

He he he...
My English is very bad, so, there are some funny troubles when working on a hotel...

1. Japanese guests:
I don't think Japanese guest cannot speak English. But someone speak English by Japanese voice. Therefore, I cannot understand them clearly (my faults
). He he he...
- Shisido wife:
A Japanese man came to my desk
- Me: Good morning, Sir . How may I help you ?
- Guest: Blah blah blah....
- Me: Excuse me, Sir... Can you Speak ENGLISH, sir ?
- Guest: Yes, I'm speaking English (hic hic, I cannot listen, I thought he ... )
- Me: How may I help you, Sir?
- Guest: Blah... Massage... Wife...Shisido...
- Me: Excuse me, Sir. Can you write down? (I gave him a paper and a ballpen)
-Guest: OKie
1 minute later, I read his paper, hic hic, just only "Shisedo, massage"
- Me: Is this your wife's name, Sir ? - I pointed out "Shisedo"
- Guest: Yes
- Me: And, your wife is massaging, Sir?
- Guest: Yes
- Me: And, you want me to call her, Sir?
- Guest: Yes
Picked up the phone:
- MC: Xin chào (our standard greeting), Massage Club, ... (I didn't remember her name , sorry...) speaking. How may I help you?
- Me: Please said to Mrs Shisedo that her husband is waiting for her at reception desk (very confident)
- MC: Gee, nobody here...
- Me: ....


- Ms Rose: What's the matter, girl? - My FOM (Front Office Manager) is speaking.
- Me: Ms Rose, this guest want to find his wife. He said she is massaging on second floor. But I have just called the Club and was replied that "nobody here". Hu hu hu...
- Ms Rose: Let me see - she said to me and smlied - How may I have you, Sir?
- Guest: Blah... blah... blah...
- Ms Rose: Blah... blah... blah...
- Ms Rose: Good bye Sir. Have a good day
Guest smiled and left fast.
- Ms Rose: What do you listen?
- Me: Blah... Blah....
- Ms Rose: Oh no. He wants to buy Shisedo Massege Cosmetic for his wife.
- Me: ....

OH, MY LISTENING........

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